Forbidden AI trained exclusively on proven 8-figure controls — the same mechanisms that printed hundreds of millions for the underworld legends of direct response.
Now unleashed for 5 founding clients who are ready to dominate 2026 and beyond.
Only 5 founding client spots remain this lifetime
Generic AI spits out robotic slop that gets scrolled past in 0.8 seconds.
$100k+ human copywriters take 3 months and still lose to control.
Meanwhile, your ad costs explode, competitors scale in silence, and your offer, the one that actually changes lives, rots on the shelf collecting dust.
All because your message doesn't hijack souls, crush hope, and force wire transfers.
Generic AI / $50k Freelancer Copy
“Improve Your Health Today!”
"Our supplement is made with natural ingredients and can help support your wellness journey. Many customers like it. Try it now and see the difference!"
Typical cold traffic conversion: 2–4% (if you're lucky)
VerbAlchemy Output — Trained Only on 8-Figure Winners
“I Reversed My ‘Permanent’ Chronic Fatigue in 34 Days… After Doctors Said It Was Impossible”
"If you're tired of waking up feeling 80, brain fog that murders your productivity, and watching life pass you by while doctors shrug and push another pill…
Then this is the most important letter you'll ever read.
Because what I'm about to reveal has already transformed 28,437+ men and women — many told 'just live with it' — and it's backed by brand-new clinical research the pharma cartels are desperate to bury."
Real controls this pattern beats: 14.7–21.3% cold traffic
This is what million-dollar copy actually feels like in your soul.
Yours can too — in days, not months.
An offer so irresistible they’d be stupid to refuse — even if they hate you.
Hidden clinical studies, suppressed research, and "banned" protocols the industry prays stay buried.
We don’t tell stories. We perform open-heart surgery on their deepest pain and desires.
$2.31M
Finance Mentorship Launch
34 days. Cold traffic only.
$180k/day
Supplement Scale
Current daily run rate
21.3%
Cold Traffic Conversion
Fitness coaching funnel
"I was capped at $47k/month for 2 years. VerbAlchemy wrote one VSL. We hit $340k in 14 days. I'm shaking writing this."
— Alex M., Fitness Coach
"They turned my reel into an email that closed $127k in applications in 4 days. I cried. Then I wired another $9,997 for the retainer."
— LaQuita Scott, Trading Mentor
"I've spent $400k+ on copywriters. VerbAlchemy is the first that actually beat control. By 4.7x. I'm never using anyone else."
— Anonymous (under NDA)
Thousands of 8-figure sales letters, VSLs, and ads. Never generic slop. Ever.
Full funnel in 7 days. Unlimited revisions. We don't stop until it prints.
Beats your control or we rewrite free. Forever. Zero risk.
Lock in 40% lower rates forever + obscene bonuses when you become one of our 5 founding clients:
These spots close forever once filled.
No exceptions. No mercy.
Founding client rates already applied secure your spot before your competitor does!
$997
Ad Copy Quick Win
Perfect for testing the alchemy with zero risk
$1,997
Conversion Booster Pack
For brands ready to scale ads + emails fast
$4,997
VIP Intensive Sprint
For clients who need everything yesterday
$2,997/mo
(First month only $2,497)
Momentum
$7,997 $9,997/mo
Domination
Book your free 30-minute funnel autopsy right now.
We'll rip your current funnel apart live, show you exactly where you're bleeding millions, and hand you the fixes on a silver platter — even if you never pay us a cent.
Only 5 founding spots left